"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
David Wong, ladies and gentlemen.
Just answer the question. Please,” John said. “Did your dog ever levitate, or speak in dead languages?”
“Are you sure?”
“Ma’am,” I said, “if your dog was dabbling in the occult it’s best you tell us now. We’re experts.
And this is just the prologue.
I can’t deal.
Some chair puns from John Cheese.
some glorious quotes from John Dies @ The End by David Wong
this book is 100% gold go read it
This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.
There are two subtle nods in Frozen to the hit American TV show, Arrested Development. One is the “sandwiches” line which is lifted verbatim from the show. The other nod to Mitchell Hurwitz’s show comes when the Duke of Weselton is seen doing the Bluth family chicken dance.
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